CoffeeWars X

Agent X, with coffee from his favorite coffee shop (Tango Blend) won Coffee Wars.

Thirty Five Entries? You people are insane (and so are we)! The official results are in.

Once more into the breach, dear friends, once more; Or close up the wall with our Caffeine dead. In peace there's nothing so becomes a cup As honest coffee, strongly brewed. But when the blast of war blows in our ears, Then imitate the action of the tiger; Stiffen the sinews, summon up the blood, Prepare the brew and drink it up; Now set the teeth and stretch the nostril wide, Hold hard the breath and taste evr'y cup. Bring them on, Jamaican Blue and Kona all, The Call For Beans is finally announced.

Now's the time when you have an All-Inclusive Divine Excuse to unashamedly mingle with your own kind without having to shroud your activities under the shadow of the Evil Corporate Coffee Empire! Yes, now we caffeine fiends can gather without shame!

WHAT? You want a shot of espresso?! We got your shot right here, pal. This event ain't no freebie. If you want a cup, you gotta pony up. Coffee, that is. Whole bean. We're judging it all. The best, the strongest, the most caffeinated. You name it. ...but regular store-bought or corporate coffee trash will only earn a trashing.

You think you got what it takes? Then we'll take what you got! Bring your best beans and put 'em up for judgment by our over-qualified, over-caffeinated, (and over-rated) Coffee Wars judges and contestant panel! We keep hearing that someone else's beans are the best. Now it's time to prove it bean-to-bean!

"If kids today chose coffee over methadone, the world would be a far better and more productive place."
-AJ Rez